charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

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turianbatman:

Do you expect me to talk?
No, Ms. Bond. I expect you to die!

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krakenface replied to your post: “Selfie/hair game HELLA STRONG must be documented”:

SUCH POWERFUL HAIRRRR

Cannot wait until NYCC when I get to love all over you in person.

Selfie/hair game HELLA STRONG must be documented

Selfie/hair game HELLA STRONG must be documented

sashayed:

sashayed:

ok i’ve had tinder for .5 seconds and i’m already sorry 

"tell us the story again, grandma!" the children clamor. they cluster around my old rocking chair, their sweet childish faces bright with anticipation. "tell us the story of how you met grandpa!" i heave a sigh, but i cannot help the smile that curves my withered lips. "oh, you’ve heard that old story a hundred times," I tell them. "we want to hear it again!" they cry.

i close my eyes. i transport myself back years and years, to when i was only a girl and he — gone now, the only man I ever loved, the scent of him long faded from the lining of his old coat, though i wear it still to keep the cold out, to imagine his arms around me — he was only a boy. It’s as clear as if he were speaking right into my ear: I remember exactly what he said. When everything else is forgotten, those words will remain. The words that opened a door in my heart, a door I thought would remain forever locked.

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I will never forget.

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heroderekhale replied to your post:

HIIII IT TOOK ME A WHILE

That’s okay glad you found me :3 your hair looks hella cute!!

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OH HI BABE

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anchoredlou:

@JohannahDarling: My lovely Fizzy xx http://t.co/n1AnNRbMIh

We know there is a tent at this wedding for human beings to sit and eat in, and I am DELIGHTED that this photo makes it look like Harry “Tits Out” “Formal Scarf” “Take Your Fucking Hat Off” “THIS IS A WEDDING you FARMER JACK SPARROW ASS LOOKIN FANCY TUMBLEWEED HOBO” Styles is not allowed into it and has to eat in the parking lot, where he belongs.

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anchoredlou:

@JohannahDarling: My lovely Fizzy xx http://t.co/n1AnNRbMIh

We know there is a tent at this wedding for human beings to sit and eat in, and I am DELIGHTED that this photo makes it look like Harry “Tits Out” “Formal Scarf” “Take Your Fucking Hat Off” “THIS IS A WEDDING you FARMER JACK SPARROW ASS LOOKIN FANCY TUMBLEWEED HOBO” Styles is not allowed into it and has to eat in the parking lot, where he belongs.